Sunday, July 10, 2005

Nothing To See Here


After reading Stephen's last few columns, we have decided to force him
into taking a break.

We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,
but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge.

We do not condone in any way his use of Oprah's name in a spiteful way
or his supposed ejaculation on a wet street. As a matter of fact, we
really can't condone ANYTHING he's supposedly done except for maybe
Crackwhore Village which is quite the wild ride.

Nevertheless, he should be back next week after he's had the chance to
think things through and become a life-form based in reality.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hear, hear!

Anonymous said...

I agree. This guy is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

hope he doesn't come back. he sucks!!!!

Anonymous said...

he does suck! he sucks sweaty monkey balls!

Anonymous said...

so sweaty they drip sweat.

TheWeirdcrap.com Staff said...

I have heard your plea's and because I hath partaken in many beers in the past 10 yrs my belly has grown to a humoungous size and I shall partake of his flesh and eat him whole...except his sweaty ball, I'll save them for the cat,

Anonymous said...

that's cool since he SUCKS!

Anonymous said...

Man, just leave the guy alone! Just because he sucks the big one doesn't mean you need to go on and on about it!

Anonymous said...

think he will be back? probably will with the luck i have.