After reading Stephen's last few columns, we have decided to force him
into taking a break.
We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,
but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge.
We do not condone in any way his use of Oprah's name in a spiteful way
or his supposed ejaculation on a wet street. As a matter of fact, we
really can't condone ANYTHING he's supposedly done except for maybe
Crackwhore Village which is quite the wild ride.
Nevertheless, he should be back next week after he's had the chance to
think things through and become a life-form based in reality.