Well, it's been a long time since this has been updated. The last time was August of 2016 so you would think that something serious was going on in my life. You might also think that something serious was going on in that other guy's life, but that's highly doubtful.
I guess we're back and THIS time we're going to be Internet Stars. Don't know if that's a thing yet, but it sure as hell will be.
And it's all because of us and this site.
Close your eyes, my children. Keep them closed until I tell you to open them. If you're concerned about them opening on their own, go ahead and use glue.
It will be okay.
Pickle brine will work.