tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-117215772012-01-22T08:15:50.398-08:00Originally called, "I'm Pissed!" We changed the name for syndication. We never got syndicated, but kept the new name - we don't know why.Bob Senitramhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13295475403857638676noreply@blogger.comBlogger2201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11721577.post-19811906508133272452012-01-22T08:15:00.001-08:002012-01-22T08:15:50.526-08:00

Lacuna Coil---Dark AdrenalineMoTW---Fright Night (2011)It's been awhile since I answered any email so I've figured now is asgood a time as any. I do read every email I get, even those about penisextension drugs, so nobody should feel left out. It's just that I live an incredibly exciting life and I firmly believethat folks would rather read about that then having me answer stupidemail. Yeah, I

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Kip Winger---From The Earth To The SunMoTW---ShaftIt's been three weeks since I've written something new? Wow!Kinda makes sense I suppose. Two weeks ago it was Xmas eve so reallyCOULDN'T write anything that day. Instead I watched the second Lord OfThe RIngs movie, since I had a goal to watch all three the last fewweeks of December. Then I had to take the woman to church so she couldget saved or

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Jane Wiedlin---Jane WiedlinMoTW---Red StateI really wanted to write something last week, but couldn't. I was allprepared, had some thought, was wearing my writin' clothes but then itwas all ruined by the woman bitching and moaning about how I do nothingbut sit around the house, eating, drinking, drugging, porning andwatching mainstream movies. This got me angry and I mentioned my massive wealth

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The Tea Party---The Interzone MantrasMoTW---Tucker & Dale vs. EvilWhile I must thank Bob for thinking about me when the woman left mealone a couple weekends ago, I think it's wise that I tell the realstory of what happened. Ok, so while it's true that I am not allowed to use the microwave, oven,dishwasher, washer, dryer and curling iron while the woman is gone, Ican use the toaster so a loaf of

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Alice Cooper---Welcome 2 My NightmareMoTW---Black DeathSo it's that time of the year again. Time for Black Friday and mybirthday. Oh, and Thanksgiving.Luckily for everyone, my birthday just happens to fall on Thanksgivingso those in the U.S., whether they like it or not, will be celebratingmy birthday!As long as they don't make the same mistakes they made the last time thetwo came together, it

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Iced Earth---DystopiaMoTW---From Paris, With LoveAh-ha! I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT!Scam column from Bob, just as I figured. It proves something, I'm justnot sure what. Maybe it just proves I was right which is good enough forme.And my breath smells like monkey penis? I think not! Goat penis, maybe.But monkey penis? No way, no how. This is kind of fun. That other bullshit of the 2011 roadtrip is

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Megadeth---Th1rt3enMoTW---SharktopusSo it's now a Wednesday in August and our roadtrip has to continue.Therefore, we woke up sometime in the morning and I watched some tvwhile the woman wandered around the vast hotel. Then I took a shower, wepacked the car and were off. Totally uneventful day. I drove, we stopped at rest areas, I smoked andpeed and that was about it. No side stops, no nothing.

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Blondie---Panic Of GirlsMoTW---The Saint(Note 1: Yes, this keeps going. I really, really want this to end and Ihave every intention of ending it but then I get quite bored writingabout the trip and stop writing. Basically this could have been done infour part, yet it's up to eight. I really ant to rite interesting stuff,kind of like what Bob did with his latest post. But I'm stuck with thisuntil

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Anthrax---Worship MusicMoTW---The China SyndromeMonday, whatever date it is.Again I woke up early, around 6, grabbed a Diet Dew, smokes and my bookand went outside to do my morning thing as the woman continued to sleep. The plan for this day was to go to Rehoboth Beach so I could see thefucking ocean from Delaware, just though I'd throw that in there so youknow there was a "plan". After finishing

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Chickenfoot---IIIMoTW---Hatchet II"This is delicious."It's Sunday night and we're eating dinner (steak and other stuff) andthat's all the woman can say. Time after time after time after time.....She'd take a bite of steak and say "This is delicious", take a bite ofsomething else and say the same thing. This continued until somethinghappened in her tummy and next thing you knew, she went running

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Opeth---HeritageMoTW---Night Of The Demons (2010)What's funny is when I asked the desk clerk at the hotel how far BestBuy was, they made it seem like it was quite the trip: "The closest oneis about 20 MINUTES away!".No matter. I had a $5 coupon to use on any movie priced $14.99 or higherand it expired on this day (7/31 for those keeping score). I wanted toget "The Blues Brothers" on blu-ray but

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Dream Theater---A Dramatic Turn Of EventsMoTW---Drones(Wow, this sucks In Bob's latest column he MAKES FUN of Omaha and I'mdoing my thing here and can't really do a retort. I guess it reallywouldn't be a retort, not really. But is there really a good restaurantin Omaha? Don't think so. I can tell you what is considered a "goodrestaurant" in Nebraska, but don't have the time. However, I can dothis

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Devin Townsend Project---GhostMoTW---Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes(Note: For those that care, in the last column I mistakenly used thedate of 7/31 when it should have been 7/30. Don't want to fuck with yourmind and have you think I'm living in an alternate universe when, inactual fact, I might be. Confusing, huh?)Saturday, 7/30/11No more listing of times, no siree bob. We'll say that we got to

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Electric Boys---And Them Boys Done SwangMoTW---PaulSo, after 1 pm on July 31st 2011, I didn't write anything in my journal.Why?Well, I was under the assumption that we would hit another gloriousrest area, but we did not. That became perfectly clear when we foundourselves on a normal road wit houses and gas stations and otherassorted shops and stores. This was good though. This made it seem like

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Devin Townsend Project---DeconstructionMoTW---The Great Texas Dynamite ChaseAs mentioned and threatened in my last post (three weeks ago?!), it isthat time of the year for me to share with all of our loyal readers themadcap adventures the woman and I had on our annual roadtrip. This year I wanted to take it easy. No rushing. No time constraints.Just get in the car and drive and eventually hit our

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Yes---Fly From HereMoTW---DoghouseWell, it's that time of the year again!Time for us to prepare us for the annual roadtrip. Time for you to prepare for a couple weeks of me regaling and boring youwith stories from our trip. But not now. No, that last part come later because we haven't been onour trip yet. See how that works? This year, no New Jersey. Yeah, I know. I'm kind of bummed too. No,

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Symphony X---IconoclastMoTW---Sucker PunchMy plan was simple: I would stare at Bob long enough to make him crazyedgy and then he would have no choice but to fess up and give me thereal reason the woman and I couldn't hang out for our vacation. This I did as he kept hitting the bong, probably thinking I would stopstaring and ask for a hit. Alas, this did not work for I showedtesticular fortitude.

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Black Country Communion---2MoTW---ConquestThinking it was gun, I ducked and then bobbed and weaved for awhile,figuring (yet again) that he wouldn't be stable enough to hit somethingthat was ducking, bobbing and weaving. When no gunshots rang out, I stopped my ducking, bobbing and weaving andtook in the scene. There was Bob, muttering "Unnnngh" and waving something that wasn't agun but an old

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Stevie Nicks---In Your DreamsMoTW---The Mutant ChroniclesSo there we were, me shouting "HAYOO!" and the horse and donkey hoovesmaking that clippity-cloppity noise we all know and love as thestagecoach thingy went bounding down the dirt roads as I made no attemptwhatsoever to try and dodge the naked denizens of Omaha.This continued for quite a long time because, quite frankly, I wascompletely lost

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Black Stone Cherry---Between The Devil & The Deep Blue SeaMoTW---The Last ExorcismI feel pretty bad not posting something the last couple of weeks, butit's really not my fault. I intended on posting at least once duringthat two week span because I was hoping to have good news. Alas, that was not to be. You see, all my letter and emails to Bob are still unanswered, wonderingwhy he won't let me

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Uriah Heep---Into The WildMoTW---Furry VengeanceThis is the time of year that I set aside some time to think about whereI'm going to go on vacation. Actually, "vacation" might not be the right word since I don't need towork cause I'm loaded down with more money than I know what to do with(helps knowing peeps in the oil business!). "Time-away" seems toowork-oriented so I'll use my favorite term:

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The Steve Miller Band---Let Your Hair DownMoTW---Critters 3I have to thank a Mets site (which I won't mention) for keeping me up onthe news, especially with what happened this past Sunday/Monday. If I didn't do my normal, everyday visit, I wouldn't have known (atleast for a few days) that someone was dead. Really, really dead. Deadand swimmin' with the fishes. But, just to start a conspiracy, is

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The Pretty Reckless---Light Me UpMoTW---SuckIt was really simple."I'm going to Costco on Friday, is there anything you need?""Well, I saw some chicken salad that looked really tasty. Just make surethe expiration date is, like, four or five days dow the road becausethen I can have chicken salad sammiches next week.""Ok."See? Simple. Not really though for when she brought the purchases home, I saw

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Within Temptation---The UnforgivingMoTW---Repo MenGenerally folks hook up with one another because they feel like they canget support from each other. They should throw ideas at each other andsome sort of support should be shown, no mater how dumb the idea mightbe. Guess I'm not in a general type of relationship.It could be the wide age variance or my awesome prettiness, but I shouldexpect

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Whitesnake---ForevermoreMoTW---MicmacsI actually had something to write about this week, something interesting(for once).I had it all planned out in my head, had it storyboarded and all thatother jazz and them something amazing happened: I forgot what it was!This is either a sing of an upcoming serious problem, or it reallywasn't that interesting. I'm ging with the former since I am really oldand

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Kings Of The Sun---Full Frontal AttackMoTW---CaponeI dunno what's going on, but I fear I'm losing my awesome prettiness andvitality. It must be my ancient age catching up to me, starting a couple weeks agowith that ear thing. This week was simple: hang around, maybe go trolling around forcrackwhores, but mostly hang around while waiting for Friday and myappointment to get brand spanking new tires

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City Boy---Dinner At The RitzMoTW---Robin Hood (2010)Now that my ear issue has been fully taken care of, you would thinkthat, since I no longer have that pain, I would be able to think andmaybe come up with something interesting to write about.Sadly, you would be wrong. Nothing really has happened in the last week or so. Nothing interesting to write about at all.I guess I could take a week "off"

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Last Crack---Burning TimeMoTW---DefendorMy ear hurts so it's really hard to write something. This whole column was going to be "My ear really fucking hurts" and thatwas going to be it. Simple, to the point. A no-frills column. But, when I went to pee, the pain went away. So I thought that I couldwrite something. Now it hurts again. And it's not just the ear. Oh, no. It's gone down into my jaw. So

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John Sykes---20th CenturyMoTW---The RunawaysA gentleman named Mark left a comment on last week's opus, asking if hecould use part of it. Now, for some reason, I get email that there'scomments left but when I go check out the post there's no comment.What's up with that? Or, more to the point, why do you care?Don't know and don't care if you do or don't. But Mark (if you are real and not some

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The Tea Party---The Edges Of TwilightMoTW---The Lovely BonesWhat's this? Two weeks in a row? Is Stephen getting back to his normal,once a week postings?MAYBE!But here's the thing....I got an email alert that someone had respondedto my last wonderful post so I visited my post to see the 1 next to the"comments" thingy, but there was nothing there!Good thing I read the email because it had the

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Danko Jones---Sleep Is The EnemyMoTW---Where's Marlowe?Anyway, as I was saying awhile ago, before I was forced to take a fewweeks off from writing stuff (and that seems to be happening more oftenthan not), I was picked AGAIN for jury duty, something which I don'twant to do at all, whatsoever, no way in hell. Of course the woman is pissed because she hasn't been chosen, unlike moiwho has been

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Badlands---BadlandsMoTW---Piranha (2010)Before I ramble on about stuff nobody cares about but me, I have myfinal list of the 10 best movies of 2010. It's final because there's afew I forgot to add and some I just watched recently and it's also mylist so I can update it if I want. So, here goes (again, the only list you'll need):10. Resident Evil: Afterlife (Yeah, not going down as a

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Firewind---The PremonitionMoTW---CenturionWell, another year has gone by and I want to thank each and everyone ofmy mutlitude of fans for their support and donations. It's really kindof appreciated, so kind of appreciated that I really don't want to findthe words to show how kind of appreciative I really might be. Anyway, with that out of the way, let's get to what you're herefor.....our picks

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Firewind---The PremonitionMoTW---CenturionWell, another year has gone by and I want to thank each and everyone ofmy multitude of fans for their support and donations. It's really kindof appreciated, so kind of appreciated that I really don't want to findthe words to show how kind of appreciative I really might be. Anyway, with that out of the way, let's get to what you're herefor.....our picks

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Machine Head---The BlackeningMoTW---She's Out Of My League(Dedicated to Noodles, my friend, my pal, my baby. You were alwaysthere, hanging around with me while I vegged out listening to music,watching movies or just doing nothing, and even those few times Iactually did something. You are and always will be sorely missed. Loveya buddy!!!!!) It's been a pretty sad week around the household, and to

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Faith No More---Album Of The YearMoTW---PredatorsI really wanted to write about something important this week, maybesomething to do with politics or world affairs. Something important.Something that would make me seem halfway intelligent. Instead, I said fuck it and am going to write about what I did on BlackFriday!Since our new thing is blu-ray, we checked out all the ads to see wherethe best

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Meat Loaf---Hang Cool Teddy BearMoTW---Forbidden WorldThis is kind of cool. After a few months I can actually write about something other than aroadtrip (which was a contractual obligation). I can actually writeabout something halfway interesting as well as something half-assed. So where do I begin? What actually has been going on in my life that Ineed to share with all my dear followers?Well, I

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Star One---Victims Of The Modern AgeMoTW---The Crazies (2010)Thursday 8/56:00 am: Woke up. Big travel day so had to get the ball rolling. Nodilly dallying allowed. 6:01 am: Turned tv to TBS then grabbed a diet Dew and went outside tosmoke. 6:20 am: Back in the room. Made sure everything not needed was packedthen went back to bed and watched "Married With Children". Why the fucknot?7:00 am: The

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Therion---Sitra AhraMoTW---A New LeafWednesday 8/46:30 am: Woke up. Turned channel to TBS. Put on sweats and went outsideto smoke, drink a diet Dew and read.6:55 am: Back in to room and in bed. Watched whatever was on. 7:30 am: The woman woke up and we talked about something, probably notimportant since I can't remember it. She then went downstairs to getbreakfast.8:15 am: Got a call from sister.

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High On Fire---Snakes For The DivineMoTW---The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New OrleansTuesday 8/36:00 am: Woke to a new day. Made sure the tv was tuned to TBS to catchan episode of "Married With Children" then threw on sweats and headedoutside for my morning breakfast of a couple smokes, a diet Dew and"Under The Dome".6:25 am: Back in bed watching "Married...". 7:15 am: The woman woke up and

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Blind Guardian---At The Edge Of TimeMoTW---The CollectorFinally what you've all been waiting for! The "saga" continues!Monday 8/212:30 am: Woken up by the sound of doors slamming and people screamingin a foreign language. I was pissed. 12:45 am: Screaming in the foreign language continuing. Foreignlanguage-speak also continuing. I watch tv but not really watch. I'mabout to take action. 1:05 am:

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Death Angel---Relentless RetributionMoTW---MacheteBefore I continue, let's correct a mistake on the last post. For thefinal entry, it should be:Sunday, 8/112:05 am: I was tired. I went to sleep (or whatever it was that I wrote.I'm too lazy to look. The thing I had to change was am from pm since, ifit was 12:05 pm, I would have been driving and that would have beensilly to sleep while driving. I'd

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Iron Maiden---The Final FrontierMoTW---The Lost Skeleton Returns AgainSaturday, 7/31 (cont.)8:30 pm: After saying our hello's and whatnot, I got down to thebusiness of finding a hotel o the internet. I don't think this pleasedeveryone in my sister's household since they wanted to use the computerfor stuff, but fuck 'em, I was the guest and I had priority. They havetwo computers actually, but one

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The Sword---Warp RidersMoTW---Galaxy Of TerrorThis is supposed to be Part 2 of this year's roadtrip and it should havebeen posted for you reading pleasure a couple weeks ago or even lastweek, but two weeks ago I went on the canoe trip (race) from hell andlast week was spent in jail. So I'm going to waste our time by explaining why the canoe trip (race)sucked maggoty maggots. We do it every year

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Lillian Axe---Deep Red ShadowsMoTW---SurrogatesNow, you can read SOMEONE ELSES post on THEIR vacation or you can readthe original, one-and-only vacation post that matters:MINE!As luck would have it, here it is!SATURDAY, 7/31That's right. We made a joint decision to leave "sometime Saturdaymorning" instead of our normal really early Sunday morning departuretime. Don't really know why, just seemed

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Chris Caffery---House Of InsanityMoTW---The Slammin' SalmonSo it's Thursday and I don't have much going on since it's rainingoutside. I was going to watch someone cut my grass, but they refusedbecause of that rain shit so I decided to fart around and writesomething, just to get it out of the way so I could have the weekendfree to do whatever. What's kind of cool is I had this huge growth on my

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Foghat---Last Train HomeMoTW---DaybreakersSometimes I like throwing on some nice duds (or "clothes" for the youthreading this) and assimilating myself into a workforce somewhere. It'sjust something to do to break up the monotony since siting around everyday getting stoned and drunk just ain't a happening thing. Most days itis, some days it's just not what I want to do. Last Wednesday after a busy

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Y&T---FacemelterMoTW---Blue CollarBefore I get started, would like those that like classic rock/metal tojoin a new forum at www.classic-rock-bottom.ning.com. It's an offshoot of a forum that's closing down on July 1st and has somereally great people onboard. It's also not your typical forum where'sthere's a bunch of assholes doing asshole type stuff. Just folks thatlike rock, cause all other

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Molly Hatchet---JusticeMoTW---PontypoolSome of you may have noticed that Bob finally posted something new aftera few months. Kinda weird, I thought he was in prison (AGAIN) and had anoffice pool going where folks could pick the day he would get releasedand what he was in prison for. Sadly, that wasn't the case. I had to return all the money to myco-workers and they were really upset since they're

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Cathedral---The Guessing GameMoTW---PandorumWith this being Memorial Day weekend here in the USA, I figured I mightas well get my ass in gear and do some outside chores since it's a threeday weekend and all that jive. What's interesting is that it shouldn't make a difference. Since I don'twork because I'm enormously wealthy, every weekend is at least a threeday weekend for me. So what gives? Why

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Van Canto---Tribe Of ForceMoTW---Frat PartyGotta apologise first for taking three weeks before posting somethingnew. Don't know why that happened, maybe it's the weather and working onthe lawn and shit like that, or I was just lazy. Either way, it won'thappen again, at least until the next time it happens. WIth that out of the way, let's discuss this week's MoTW, now officiallyknown as the third

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Jon Oliva's Pain---FestivalMoTW---Dead SnowAs we pulled away from the church, I got smart and turned on theheadlights so we would fit in with the rest of the vehicles in thejoyous caravan of death.Of course this meant that I could rule the road and break every rulepossible. Sadly, that only entailed going through a few red lights andstops signs plus speeding a bit here and there. No illegal

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Raven---Walk Through FireMoTW---GiganticFinally the day arrived, the day of the funeral. The day we had all beenwaiting for. The buildup leading to the climax. That and everythingelse. While everyone was fretting about what to wear, I had no worried. Simpleflannel and jeans for me, cause I have no class whatsoever. So we have the sister in black, he husband dressed up like Guido TheHitman Pimp (

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Scorpions---Sting In The TailMoTW---The House Of The DevilLuckily for me. the funeral home wasn't too far away and I was able tosqueeze my legs together so no pee would escape, kind of like the womanwho forgot it was that time o' the month and had run out of money socouldn't buy something to slap between her legs to stem the inevitablegeyser of blood sure to shoot out any moment, totally ruining

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Porcupine Tree---The IncidentMoTW---Black DynamiteHave you ever gotten to the point where you sit down to write somethingthat needs to be written, yet can't figure out exactly what to writeabout?Well, that's where I am right now. I could go one some more about my wounded finger (which is almosthealed, thank you very much), or I could write about how I act everytimeI go to Costco, but those are

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Kittie---In The BlackMoTW---Year OneMaybe it was a mistake letting the cat have it's way with my woundedfinger since it's not healing. After a few days of the cat treat I decided to take matters into my ownhands since it seemed to be growing bigger, something that looked like ablood blister. So, as all those in the medical profession are wont todo, I grabbed a needle, punctured the fucking thing

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Priestess---Hello MasterMoTW---ZombielandI'm wounded. I hit my forefinger with a hammer today as I was putting together abookshelf and have a nice, huge blood blister. So what should I do? Should I pop it or should I let it fester orwhatever it does? What if I'm at church, accept the body of that guyand, as I accept the wafer in my palm, it bursts and sprays blood allover the priest's robes?That

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Wolfmother---Cosmic EggMoTW---Gran TorinoTen years ago (not 7, as it's stated somewhere on this site) I was givenan opportunity to try and make a difference in the world by writing a"weekly" column with the promise of worldwide fame and fortune. At first I was hesitant. I had an incredible, high-paying job and a fewgood women ready to furnish my every need for little to no money and Ireally

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Big Jim Slade---This Is DeliciousMoTW---Capricorn One And yet again, another year passes and another is here which means it'sthat time again, time to see how my predictions for last year fared andwhat I se coming up during this year. So, let's check out my predictions for last year and see how I did.Shall we? We shall! 1) A pseudo-star will choke to death on a Lego or vomit, neithernecessarily

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Anthrax---Persistence Of TimeMoTW---District 9Well, we made it thru another year! And with the new year upon us. it'stime yet again for our list of the top 10 movies and albums of the year!It's what you've been waiting for!Actually it's more MY list than OUR list. I always send out a nice, easyto read form for someone else on this site to fill out and they neverdo. Sure, they might mention one

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In Flames---A Sense Of PurposeMoTW---Black ChristmasSince it's Christmas week and we're all supposed to be full of falsecheer and kindness towards our fellow man, I'm not going to write aboutthe funeral. I'll save it for another week, just because I can. So forthose expecting it, too bad. For those that don't read anything I write,too bad. For those that read what I write but don't care what I

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Funkadelic---Uncle Jam Wants You!MoTW---The Haunted World Of El SuperbeastoWell, I guess I'm back. And I guess some of you are wondering whathappened on my latest trip to NJ.For those that wonder, here it is in a nutshell:Went drinking Saturday night after I was bitten by a vicious, tiny dog,noticed a spider on the ceiling of a house, a woman who cleaned herwhole kitchen while holding a tiny dog

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Sonata Arctica---The Days Of GraysMoTW---Feast III: The Happy Finish7:00 am: Woke up and hopped into the shower. Dressed and then loaded upthe car. 9:30 am: Stopped at a bagel place to load up on, you guessed it, bagels.Also got a couple pounds of real cream cheese not that smear shitEinstein Bagels has. The woman discovers that she didn't have hercellphone so she leaves me at the bagel store to

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Devin Townsend Project---AddictedMoTW---The Deadly Spawn(Contrary to popular belief, I did not build a time machine and warpmyself to the next day. The last time listed on the last part 8 of theRoadtrip [tm] opus was listed wrong, possibly due to my drunken state.If you don't know what I'm talking about, go fuck yourself since youobviously haven't been keeping up.)6:45 pm: I've made my decision.

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra---Night CastleMoTW---War, Inc."Fall is here, don't veer for deer"So sayeth the high-tech signs here, there and everywhere on the Michiganhighways. Which gets me to wondering: What does it mean?(On a side note, you CANNOT follow me on Twitter. I signed up for itjust to make fun of some wad who decided to sign up and post inane shitabout what happens in his life and after

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Kiss---Sonic BoomMoTW---Trick 'r TreatWednesday12:15 am: After downing a cocktail of Nyquil mixed with Kahlua, myscreaming peters off to sporadic outbursts of whimpering. I feel I'mready to go back to sleep. 12:25 am: Which I do.5:20 am: Wake up and watch morning tv after going outside in my pajamasto grab a smoke. I don't give a fuck about much anymore, especially notthe strange look the desk

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Lynyrd Skynyrd---God + GunsMoTW---Nobel SonSo here I am, sitting in front of the computer and writing somethingeven though I am sick. Don't know what it is, but this morning I woke up around 3 am shiveringlike a Crackwhore going through withdrawals. Instead of remaining in the relative warmth of my blanketed cocoon, Idecided to go outside to have a refreshing smoke. Bi mistake since myhands were

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Foreigner---Can't Slow DownMoTW---Alien TrespassTuesday5:35 am: Wake up. Feel refreshed. Watch the usual "Married WithChildren" and "Saved By The Bell" mini-marathons. That fucking Screech!8:45 am: The woman waked up. Wants to know what the plan for the day is.I tell her anything goes, as long as it doesn't involve that stepsister. 9:30 am: We leave the hotel but not before I'm assured that we're

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Muse---The ResistanceMoTW---Crank 2: High Voltage7:25 pm: After declining insurance and signing a waiver stating thatChuck's would not be responsible for any lost items, limbs or life, weare allowed to enter the dining area. 7:26 pm: It's not a typical 21st century dining area. It's somethingfrom the dark ages. Animals, naked children and drunks are wanderingaround grabbing food of tables and

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Megadeth---EndgameMoTW---Sex DriveDue to nasty nightmares, I decided to take a break from writing aboutthe 2009 roadtrip. Thinking about what was to come next made me almostpuke, so I'm going to write something light and airy. Something fun,something where I don't have to mention an 800 lb behemoth. Last Sunday I made my weekly trip to the local smoke shop so I couldpick my usual four cartons of

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Therion---The Miskolc ExperienceMoTW---City Of Ember1:06 pm: My crying is interrupted by a knock on the door. Thinking it'sthe authorities and/or some of the remaining hotel management, I run toa corner of the room and try to hide. 1:07 pm: Someone states that it's housecleaning. I go to the door andtell her I need no housecleaning, thank you very much. She seems a bitsad at this. 1:10 pm: Turn

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Warrior---Fighting For The EarthMoTW---Brothers Of The HeadMONDAY6:08 am: Woke up. Turned to TBS so I could watch a bit of "Married WithChildren". 6:11 am: Awake enough now. Decide to go outside and have a smoke.Luckily had the forethought the day before to bring in some Diet Dew andsome of those Dole orange cups and put them in the mini-fridge. Grabbedone of each.6:15 am: Sat on the curb as

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Blue Oyster Cult---Club NinjaMoTW---Night Shift6:12 pm: The shrieking continued and I wiped the blood from my eyes. Bigmistake. It's moments like this I wish I were struck with temporaryblindness.Lumbering down the stairs was the biggest person I had ever seen live.I've seen shit like this in the Weekly World News and always thoughtthey had doctored the pictures, but as I stared in horror at this

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Saga---10,000 DaysMoTW---The Exterminator3:00 pm: Entered New Jersey. Disguise on. Contacted the step sister andtold her we would be in town shortly. She sounded......really thrilled.The cops at the border seemed to be eyeballing me so I flipped them offand sped away. Got lost in traffic. Score 1 for me. 3:30 pmish: After many, many years, back in my hometown. Drove up themain drag just looking

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Tygers Of Pan Tang---Animal InstinctMoTW---WatchmenSo here it is...instead of sitting around home and trying to make asuper computer, I went out on the road in order to preach my word. Or toget out of the house. Probably to get out of this fucking state. To getsome fresh air or something. Something!Anyways, the '09 roadtrip is sadly over and now I'm back in the same oldbullshit rote crap. Wake up

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Dream Theater---Black Clouds & Silver LiningsMoTW---BMX BanditsMovie review: These three young Australians who like bicycles find somewalkie talkies in a lake and sell them around town to make money buybikes so they can race 'em and do tricks and stuff. Of course those walkie talkies belong to some criminals who want themback and they chase after the youngsters (including a young NicoleKidman)

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Lillian Axe---Sad Day On Planet EarthMoTW---BeowulfOK, since I had such a strong, positive reaction to last week's firstever movie review, I'm going to do it again, this time a big-budgetmovie that came out a couple years ago that you may or may not have seenbut since I just saw it this past week I really don't care if this lateor whatever you want to call it. Men and women are having a party

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Cheap Trick---The LatestMoTW---Exit SpeedSomeone told me that since I don't work and sit around all day longwatching movies, that maybe I should review the movies I pick as my MoTWand maybe one day that will branch into something big and I'll get acult following especially if I review movies most people have neverheard of. So I told them that that has already been done and it sounded like areally

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UFO---The VisitorMoTW---StuckSo I decided to make amends and cook dinner for me and the woman.Something fancy, something that we could enjoy in the candlelight at ourrarely used dining room table. Something that would make her forget allabout her psychotic craziness.The table was set like they do at those fancy restaurants. I heard hercar roll into the driveway and I set the food and drink down

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Queensryche---American SoldierMoTW---Plague TownSo there we were, me standing there holding the severed finger in theair with the woman screaming at me to give her the finger so she couldput it on ice and rush it back to the hospital so that maybe, justmaybe, the doctor's could make her stepsister whole again. I did the sensible thing and refused to give her the finger (ha!) sincethat wasn't what

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Chickenfoot---ChickenfootMoTW---Ninja CheerleadersFinally the day came when the woman decided to let me out of thebasement and it only took a nasty accident for this to happen.The woman's stepsister decided to cut the grass last week and alsodecided to clear out the grass clog from the mower while it was stillrunning. 'Nuff said.So the woman gets a call from her mother who's freaking out and then

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Black Stone Cherry---Folklore And SuperstitionMoTW---Mother Of TearsI must apologise to those who wrote me nasty emails about killing ourpet goat and those that didn't take the time to write but want me deadnonetheless. I apologize for not making myself clear: it was NOT a real goat that Icut the head off of and offered to the one true new God, BiViD. Our pet goat was actually a half-man,

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Paul Gilbert & Freddie Nelson---United StatesMoTW---This Is Not A TestIt's a good thing Bob posts his shit on Sundays since it gives me 5-6days to let the anger die down so I can respond with a clear and mellowconscience. Yes, I'm still locked in the basement since someone has not acceptedBiViD (not TiVO you rancid prick) as a new god. I don't expect her tofollow BiViDs teachings, just

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Heaven & Hell---The Devil You KnowMoTW---Control (2007)Amusingly, my post from a couple weeks might have crossed the line andwent a little bit too far.It's driven Bob to write poetry, which I guess all goateed fucks doafter awhile anyway. I actually saw him walking down the hallway a fewdays ago, snapping his fingers like a drug-addled beatnik. All he wasmissing was a beret. Hell, I even got a

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Lacuna Coil---Shallow LifeMoTW---Confessions Of A SuperheroSo it came to this. Instead of being a man (a rather short one at that),Mr. Goateed spunk decided he would drag children into his stupiddumbheaded accusation of my supposed inability to read. Instead of being a man and gathering up all available pikes, chains andlentils in order to do battle with the ever-dominant me, he has to stoopto

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Mastodon---Crack The SkyeMoTW---JCVDI was going to continue my rant about the goateed wonderboy but guess Iwon't since he's too gutless to tell us why I can't read. I was thinking about this while waiting for my semi-annual haircut todayso I picked up an issue of "Car & Driver" and sat down to, yes, read it. But then something amazing happened. I noticed I wasn't reading thearticles but checking

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The Michael Schenker Group---MSGMoTW---Role ModelsHere's the title of Bob's latest thing (I refuse to call anything hewrites a blog, column, article, essay, etc.):"Why Stephen can't read but hates to admit it"So you read the fucking thing and not one word is about why I can'tread. It's like me titling this wonderful bit of craftmanship "ThatPesky Spoon On The Chair" and then having the gall not

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Chicago---XXXII: Stone Of SisyphusMoTW---There Will Be BloodThere's something going on in Bob's land, something I need to knowabout. It's something about Stephen and how he can't read. Is the Stephen he'sreferring to actually me? I don't know. He's claimed it's what's comingnext on his last couple columns which pisses me off since I expected itto be unveiled with last week's column but he throws

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Streets---1stMoTW---Repo! The Genetic OperaThe woman and I were heading home after a horrible experience at thegrocery store (a story for another day) a week or so ago and when wepassed a gas station she started complaining about the price which hadfallen to $1.77 from the $1.82 she had paid there the night before. Ever the caring person, I told her to never get gas until the next daysince the

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Kick Axe---Rock The WorldMoTW---Zack And Miri Make A PornoI guess it was one of those weeks when the animal kingdom decided tostrike back.......Earlier this past week I had taken Mongo, my pet ant, from his ant farmand put him on the kitchen counter so he could get some much neededexercise. Then the doorbell rang so I instructed Mongo to keep exercising and wentto answer the door, expecting it to

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Pat Travers---Black PearlMoTW---Eden LakeLet me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story about a movie that you will probably never, eversee. It all started out on a rainy night a long, long time ago........There were these two young whippersnappers and they had a vision and avideo cassette of a movie. On the aforementioned rainy night, they were discussing this movie andone of them (probably

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Y&T---EarthshakerMoTW---Unknown It's that time of the year again for me to look at my ball and predictwhat's gonna happen in the coming year. But first, let's check out last year's predictions and see how I did,shall we? Of course we shall! 1) Someone will finally wise up and take me up on that offer ofassistance I've been offering for years and years. They'll get the helpthey need from someone

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Rick Springfield---Venus In OverdriveMoTW---The Darwin AwardsSo we're done with our top movie picks of '08 (It's the one titled "OutTop Ten (or so) Movies of 2008". Notice the first word of that title;some fucking idiot went ahead and posted it with that stupid, moronicmistake. They deserve to die or, at the very least, a spanking on theirnaked bottom.) Now it's time for our final list, the top

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Ayreon----01011001MoTW---An American CarolWell, it's a new year and it's that time for me to let our faithfulfollowing know what movies we found to be the best of the past year(that being 2008 for those not in the know).This year I managed to leave the house and see a whopping two movies inthe local multi-triplex! Every year I find myself going to the theaterless and less since buying the DVD is

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Judas Priest---NostradamusMoTW---Quantum of Solace I got this following email from Cindy who doesn't like me too much:"i've been reading your stuff occassionally and when I do I notice thatyou call your wife 'the woman' or something like that. don't you thinkthis is demeaning to her? doesn't she have a name? i bet she wouldn'tlike being called the woman if she reads your crap. you seem too

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Jon Oliva's Pain---Global WarningMoTW---Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken DeadSo I've taken a couple weeks of updating you with what's been going onin my super-duper life but now I'm back and we can all cheer!Since I'm really old, I decided that I wouldn't leave the house the weekof my birthday. I was content to sit around and watch movies, listen tomusic and find those all important porn sites

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In This Moment---The DreamMoTW---Frontier(s)Before I start this week's incoherent rambling, I want to give a thanksto Sachi who left a comment on something I wrote way back on 2/1807.Glad you like it, hope it affected your life in some way!Now we have a new president, yay. Whatever. We would have had a new president whichever way it turned out. Again,whatever. Maybe Obama Girl can retire and go

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Queen + Paul Rodgers---The Cosmos RocksMoTW---Blood FeastIn the immortal word from "Iron Eagle 2":DAMMIT!!I was all set to go this past Tuesday with my one-of-a-kind live nudeelection day coverage. I had showered and was sitting in front of thecomputer stark naked when I noticed that the "Live Broadcast" link onthis here site DID NOT EXIST! I called our home office demanding an explanation, but

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AC/DC---Black IceMoTW---PostalCheck this shit out!This Tuesday we at theweirdcrap.com are going to jump into the fray andprovide all day wall-to-wall coverage of the US elections! Which reminds me of my latest trip to Wal Mart this past Halloween. See,we already had two huge fucking bags of candy to hand out to thekiddies, over 200 pieces of delectable candy. I didn't think this wasenough so off

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Into Eternity---The Incurable TragedyMoTW---Jack Brooks: Monster SlayerAfter wasting your time with two months of "writing" about this yearsroadtrip, I now have to come up with something new, somethinginteresting, something interesting. Or just something. I've almost given up my run for the presidency since my heart wasn'treally into it and MSNBC didn't give my name a mention, even thoughthey're

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